CHORDS: Dude Perfect – The Pet Peeves Song Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are the chords for The Pet Peeves Song by Dude Perfect on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
[Intro]
Bm Em        G       F#m
Dude   Perfect -- Yas Yas - haha
Bm                            Em
Why are you talking like that?
                            
Recording a lit video, bro -
G             F#m
 A song about Pet Peeves, brah
                          Bm         
That's interesting because my #1 pet 
         Em                   
peeve is people overusing bro 
        G F#m
and brah
I hear you brah... but Pet Peeves 
                  Bm      Em
are makin' my life a grind, bro
                               G       
You're actually grindin' on my nerves, 
     F#m
like right now.

[Verse 1]
     Bm                       Em
Man, listen... I'mma break it down 
with precision
    G                     F#m
The mission, is to expose pet 
peeve conditions
     Bm                     
I’ll list em, like couples, 
    Em
who over-say bae
   G                  F#m
Or people goin around saying 
that’s cray cray

[Verse 2]
      Bm                 
And I gotta be honest -- 
Em
I was really hopin
G                          
You could stop eating with 
     F#m
your mouth wide open
    Bm                 Em
And try Scopin, please back 
up off me
G                         
Breath smellin like burnt 
   Em
dog poop and coffee

[Verse 3]
    Bm                    Em
And stop these, baby-name catastrophes
     G           F#m
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
        Bm                   Em
And I’m sick of passin these dogs 
that bark a lot
G                           F#m
Why are you leaving grocery carts 
in a parkin' lot?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
    Bm                        
And whether it’s dark or not, 
Em         G
why oh why oh why oh why
F#m
Are you takin TWO parkin spots?
Bm                     Em
Cause you’re drivin me nuts, 
like missin one foot puts
  G                    F#m
I think I’m hatin your guts, 
it’s simply too much

[Chorus]
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G              F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G                 F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH

[Bridge]
Em                    D
It happens every day, why must 
it be this way?
A                      G
Another couple throwin down 
excessive PDA
Em
And what am I supposed to do?
D
It always lights my fuse
A                       
When I squeeze mustard, 
    A7
but all I get is mustard juice

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[Instrumental]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m

[Verse 5]
Bm                     Em
Dude Perfect. Listen up, 
it will be worth it.
G                     F#m
I can’t stand it when pet 
peeves surface
     Bm               Em
Like opening a cereal bag 
and it explodes
   G                    F#m
Or no toilet paper over by 
the commode

[Verse 6]
           Bm                 
Or someone breaking the code, 
         Em
of eatin food off my plate
            G               
They didn’t order no fries, 
    F#m
but all of mine they ate
        Bm                  
I can’t stand human zombies 
     Em
in a trance with their phone
        G                  
I can’t stand human beings 
        F#m
wearing too much cologne

[Verse 7]
        Bm                   
I can’t stand close talkers, 
       Em
people all in my face
          G                  
Or people talkin in a movie, 
        F#m
this is such a disgrace
          Bm                 
Or people acting like clowns 
     Em
loud talkin their phone
        G                    
I wanna get up in their face 
        F#m
and say I do not condone

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm
I hate sign stealin cheaters
Em
One-up story tellers
G
Constant interrupters
F#m
BO body smellers
Bm                        Em
Because you’re driving me nuts, 
like missin one foot puts
  G                    N.C.
I think I’m hatin your guts, 
it’s simply too much

[Chorus]
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G              F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G                 F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH

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[Bridge]
Em                    D
It happens every day, I can’t 
believe when I see
A                       G
Someone refuse to cover their 
mouth when they have to sneeze
Em                             
And What am I supposed to do – 
D
how am I supposed to breathe?
A                           A7
When someone says suppoably instead 
of supposedly

[Instrumental]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m

[Chorus]
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G              F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G        F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm             Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G                 F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, 
a grind OH

[Outro]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m